Saturday, January 4, 2014

Becoming a cat lady

I've always loved cats so this is no news really, it's just that I've taken my cat-lover weirdness to a new level. The mixture of being the foreigner that no one fully gets, the fact that life in Martinique is depressing and lonely after just a couple of weeks, the fact that people here are weird and stress me out has led to a profound relationship built on trust and care with my cat. No one else here could provide that. People here are just weird. Consequently I enjoy providing food and safety for them, I panicked when I was spending nights over at my boyfriend's thinking they wouldn't understand why I wasn't there and would be hungry. Worse, if I stayed away for too long and left them under too much stress in the care of my horrible housemates they would up and leave. When did I become so protective of my cats? It seems normal to me that cats are for cuddling and not to be used to throw things at or torment, but I have come across a high concentration of people here who don't share this philosophy towards cats. My first house share in Martinique, I lived with boys who were mean to our cat which consequently became MY cat, then I lived with retarded medical students who were emotionally backward, emotionally dead to the world moreover, who were also mean to my cat, they threw her in the pool. During this traumatic time (for both me and my cat) there appeared a small black kitten in the garden and I took pity on him and adopted him. Coinciding with all this my nomadic lifestyle started to feel the weight of cat owning responsibility, the lack of flexibility that cat owning placed on my usual very flexible day to day existence has felt somewhat debilitating for someone who is so used to spontenaity and looking out for only herself. From now on until these cats pass on, they will always be put first, so my idea of hitch-hiking to South America by boat to go and work in Colombia will have to be re-adapted and planned out in a cat-friendly way. The stress of cat owning and the quasi-maternal instinct that this taps into is frightening. I am that crazy cat lady that has replaced children with cats, the solution, have children? Not ready for that yet. Given the fact that I'm in my twenties and not my fifties, I hope there is still time and that actually my cat-care is a good sign for the future rather than a sign I'll soon be cast adrift by society and consigned to the strange fate of being a crazy cat lady. There is still the fear that, in spite of everything my early cat-lady tendencies will frighten men away and there will be no saving me from co-habiting with multiple cats. No one understands or wants to understand a crazy cat lady. But maybe this isn't so bad, cat ladies themselves seem happy so long as the cat population in their homes isn't ridiculous. They have decided that humans are too complicated and weird and that our feline friends make for much better company. My experience of house sharing with medical students is proof that cat ladies are right on this score.

So imagine how my cat-lady heart has broken when my first cat disappeared over a month ago. No trace. Seemingly not squashed, I think that she has been stolen because she's beautiful. It's heart-breaking for me not being able to find her, wondering how she's being treated or is she's lost and hungry somewhere. Torture. I hope I find her, because it really does feel like I've lost a child. The worst thing is that she went missing one week before I stopped working my shitty bar job and started getting ready to leave Martinique. This horrible event could have been prevented if I had already finished working! Or may have never occured. Arrgghh, why is life so shit sometimes? Why?! And yes, I'm soon to be leaving Martinique, without her, and without knowing what has happened to her or where she is. Cat lady depression.

Thursday, January 2, 2014

Tour des Yoles

When the Fort-de-France leg of the tour des yoles came around I thought I'd take a look, but I didn't really understand what all the fuss was about. A boat race, a traditional boat race, a very Martiniquan affair that draws a big crowd. The tour des yoles seems to be almost as important and celebrated as carnival. An excuse to drink and dance, it's possibly more important for tourism being entirely unique to Martinique. Carnival here can't compete with the world know Rio carnival and Trinidad's visual feast for the eyes.

The tour des yoles lasts a week, a week in which the boats race around the entire island in an anti-clock wise direction. Impressive, it is very physically demanding and the conditions can be tough especially in the north and east of the island. The best way of 'doing' the tour des yoles is to be on a catamaran following the race. Some catamarans are sponsored and drinks are free, it's a big party. But not very well adapted for those who suffer from sea sickness. With a typically Martiniquan or Caribbean twist the tour des yoles features a lot of skimpy, sparkly, almost non-existent swimwear (much like carnival only with a 'water' theme). There is even a Tour des Yoles magazine featuring the adventurous and risqué swimwear paraded and dancing in during the tour.

We were in town for the arrival of the yoles and a freakish event that saw me wake up impressively early and make it into Fort-de-France, entirely without planning it, to see the yoleurs arrive and assemble their boats. The large wooden batons which are fixed to the side of the  made entirely out of wood are what intrigue me the most.

There is something stirringly emotional about the departure and arrival of boats, a significant part of my childhood (significantly lots of the best memories) was spent by the water, my aunt and uncle were passionate sailors. An annual family outing to the London boat show each January to shake us out of our Christmas hibernation and festive food gluttony, summer holidays with topper dinghys and walks around marinas to admire the boats, my dad's favourites were always the simple Mallorquin fishing boats.

The day of arrival of the yoles there were hoards of people in town, food stalls, music, crab racing... It was a scorching day, painful to be walking round on the tarmac, thankful for the occasional coastal sea breeze. The arrival of the race was announced by the disturbance in the water, followed by a regatta of catamarans and other sailing boats, flag garlanded, in support of one of the racing teams (or team sponsors). There was a true sense of excitement as the boats fought their way to the finish buoy and landed on the tiny stretch of beach near Fort Louis. There were speeches and announcements afterwards but we were busy watching the crab racing. 

Many of the teams for the yoles are from the south and the east of the island, many from the communes Robet, Francois and Ste Anne. They are all sponsored by businesses here, it's hard to decide on who to support, not being martiniquan or a die hard fan of Lorraine beer or AFR assurance policies. I wanted to choose which team to support based on my favourite colour sail but it was one of the last to come in.







































Tuesday, December 31, 2013

I climbed Pelée

source: www.hanifa.dk

I climbed the Montagne Pelée. And when I say climbed, I do mean it quite literally. It was not an uphill walk, it was a climb, had it been any more difficult you'd probably need to use ropes. It was steep, it was hard work, it's not an experience I'm likely to repeat. I'm both proud to have made it all the way to the top and ashamed that the stiffness in my legs lasted so long afterwards - 3 days at least (perhaps a good reason to climb up more mountains).

I was invited by some friends who had assembled a group together. I left home at 6.00am for the 6.30 meeting time and was first to arrive by more than half an hour. We didn't end up leaving our rendez-vous point until after 8.30! Not in the least bit an early bird I was quite disgusted that we ended up waiting so long for everyone to arrive. Waiting is not fun, waiting for strangers you can't even call and scream at is worse.

It felt like the day was off to a bad start and I was losing my motivation to go ahead with scaling this Martiniquan landmark when we got to the car park and starting point and the heavens opened. Pelée is always crowned with a cloak of mist and clouds, so this was not really unexpected. It's a bad weather sign if the peak is visible, so it was certainly going to at least drizzle or be overcast at some point during the expedition. Full throttle rain, though is never an ideal condition for mountain activities. It stopped and the boys were ready to go, so we set off. 'Crap, really?' I said to myself as we made our way towards the start of the walk, why am I here, I'm not a hiker, hikers wear crap clothes.

The mountain Pelée is the volcano that made the island, it last erupted in 1902 wiping out the entire population of the former capital St. Pierre, save one happy and lucky prisoner who was saved by his incarceration. The irony. The walk is made up of three sections, the first of which was largely like walking up 'steps' wooden when the ground was loose and bare rock when it wasn't. It was steep, I thought the rest of it would be much the same, I was mistaken. The second and third sections were a grueling test of stamina, and will to keep on going. My will to keep on going was really only a survival instinct to complete the climb and be able to return to normal life, flat ground and no longer be in pain.

The first stopping point was a welcome pause. As the start of the next section revealed itself to us, out of the mist, I was concerned. How do so many people manage to climb this thing? It's the kind of climb that should be reserved only for professionals, surely? We were really in the peak of the mountain, no-longer the foothills.

The second section was even harder than it looked. It was vicious. A lot steeper than the first, seeing us drop down a crater only to climb back out of the other side and we did climb not walk, each step up was well over knee high, more like mid-thigh or hip, it was hardcore. I knew I had to keep up a rhythm because stopping for a break would render the task of getting out of the crater impossible. It was the most physically exhausting thing I've done in a really long time, or possibly ever. The climb and descent took over four hours. I don't know how high you are at the starting point but the peak reaches 1,400 meters above sea level.

Alarmingly, as hard as I found the climb, some of the boys in the group wanted to do it at speed and seemed almost to run, god knows how they had the strength or stamina. Mutant legs, half man half, grass hopper. It made me feel sick to imagine the physical strain of attempting to do the same, I was it seemed at full throttle by my own standards, how pathetic. Must take more regular exercise, this is not cool.

The climb was misty, the mountain wasn't visible, we walked and climbed sections where all we could see in the near distance was a dark shadow in the mist discerning a huge, towering chunk of rock. An edge of mountain which disappearing into a misty oblivion stretching up to the sky. It was as dramatic as it was disorientating. Mountains are not things I spend much time contemplating, but, when scaling the side of one of them you are somewhat forced to. They are monstrous, huge, imposing, hostile yet beautiful, the shear size of them seems to hold so many secrets. At one moment tropical, lush green rich vegetation, beautiful waterfalls, the next bare, menacing dry rock where nothing stands a chance of survival. So it was fitting that we found alien-like plant life growing gnarled in this misty, high altitude environment. And when the sun does come out I can bet it's brutal, a steamy bath-like sweat fest which is at the same time dry and dehydrating thanks to the thinner air, physical exhaustion and the bare rock. Dwarf wet loving plants gnarled, some even cactus like. I've never seen anything quite like it.

We were fortunate and the sky did clear for a few very fast minutes once we had got to the top and we enjoying a well deserved rest, soaking up the impressive view of both coast lines tumbling down to the south. It was ipressive, I felt I had earnt the right to look out on this scene. Martinique really is small. A strange sense of claustrophobia came over me, in the open air and on top of Pelée, how can I live on an island that is so small, and even worse be restricted to such a small part of it, with no access to transport?

The descent, given the ascent included more climbing since we had done the big crater plus other ups and down over peaks but was faster. I was running on empty and needed to get to the café consume something high in sugar. It was tackling the final section with completely battered legs that was the hardest, the even steps going down, impossible to run because I couldn't absorb the impact on my knees well enough in my exhaustion. Every step down each knee felt like it was going to give way. My muscle groups for going down stairs were in protest. My legs wobbly and unable to support the weight of my body with each downward jolt. It was supposed to be a relief to no longer be climbing up but it was in fact just as painful.

We were all starving when we got to the end, so sat down to eat and rehydrate and then drove to one of the beaches between St. Pierre and Carbet for the most pleasurable low sky, sun drenched, late afternoon swim ever. The cool and calming sensation of the water and my weightlessness in it was exaclty what I needed post Pelée. It was an almost surreal experience. Dream-like due to exhaustion because of the endorphins or simply blissfully happy to be floating and not fighting myself to climb.

Here are some misty photos. And some alien plants too: