Tuesday, December 31, 2013

I climbed Pelée

source: www.hanifa.dk

I climbed the Montagne Pelée. And when I say climbed, I do mean it quite literally. It was not an uphill walk, it was a climb, had it been any more difficult you'd probably need to use ropes. It was steep, it was hard work, it's not an experience I'm likely to repeat. I'm both proud to have made it all the way to the top and ashamed that the stiffness in my legs lasted so long afterwards - 3 days at least (perhaps a good reason to climb up more mountains).

I was invited by some friends who had assembled a group together. I left home at 6.00am for the 6.30 meeting time and was first to arrive by more than half an hour. We didn't end up leaving our rendez-vous point until after 8.30! Not in the least bit an early bird I was quite disgusted that we ended up waiting so long for everyone to arrive. Waiting is not fun, waiting for strangers you can't even call and scream at is worse.

It felt like the day was off to a bad start and I was losing my motivation to go ahead with scaling this Martiniquan landmark when we got to the car park and starting point and the heavens opened. Pelée is always crowned with a cloak of mist and clouds, so this was not really unexpected. It's a bad weather sign if the peak is visible, so it was certainly going to at least drizzle or be overcast at some point during the expedition. Full throttle rain, though is never an ideal condition for mountain activities. It stopped and the boys were ready to go, so we set off. 'Crap, really?' I said to myself as we made our way towards the start of the walk, why am I here, I'm not a hiker, hikers wear crap clothes.

The mountain Pelée is the volcano that made the island, it last erupted in 1902 wiping out the entire population of the former capital St. Pierre, save one happy and lucky prisoner who was saved by his incarceration. The irony. The walk is made up of three sections, the first of which was largely like walking up 'steps' wooden when the ground was loose and bare rock when it wasn't. It was steep, I thought the rest of it would be much the same, I was mistaken. The second and third sections were a grueling test of stamina, and will to keep on going. My will to keep on going was really only a survival instinct to complete the climb and be able to return to normal life, flat ground and no longer be in pain.

The first stopping point was a welcome pause. As the start of the next section revealed itself to us, out of the mist, I was concerned. How do so many people manage to climb this thing? It's the kind of climb that should be reserved only for professionals, surely? We were really in the peak of the mountain, no-longer the foothills.

The second section was even harder than it looked. It was vicious. A lot steeper than the first, seeing us drop down a crater only to climb back out of the other side and we did climb not walk, each step up was well over knee high, more like mid-thigh or hip, it was hardcore. I knew I had to keep up a rhythm because stopping for a break would render the task of getting out of the crater impossible. It was the most physically exhausting thing I've done in a really long time, or possibly ever. The climb and descent took over four hours. I don't know how high you are at the starting point but the peak reaches 1,400 meters above sea level.

Alarmingly, as hard as I found the climb, some of the boys in the group wanted to do it at speed and seemed almost to run, god knows how they had the strength or stamina. Mutant legs, half man half, grass hopper. It made me feel sick to imagine the physical strain of attempting to do the same, I was it seemed at full throttle by my own standards, how pathetic. Must take more regular exercise, this is not cool.

The climb was misty, the mountain wasn't visible, we walked and climbed sections where all we could see in the near distance was a dark shadow in the mist discerning a huge, towering chunk of rock. An edge of mountain which disappearing into a misty oblivion stretching up to the sky. It was as dramatic as it was disorientating. Mountains are not things I spend much time contemplating, but, when scaling the side of one of them you are somewhat forced to. They are monstrous, huge, imposing, hostile yet beautiful, the shear size of them seems to hold so many secrets. At one moment tropical, lush green rich vegetation, beautiful waterfalls, the next bare, menacing dry rock where nothing stands a chance of survival. So it was fitting that we found alien-like plant life growing gnarled in this misty, high altitude environment. And when the sun does come out I can bet it's brutal, a steamy bath-like sweat fest which is at the same time dry and dehydrating thanks to the thinner air, physical exhaustion and the bare rock. Dwarf wet loving plants gnarled, some even cactus like. I've never seen anything quite like it.

We were fortunate and the sky did clear for a few very fast minutes once we had got to the top and we enjoying a well deserved rest, soaking up the impressive view of both coast lines tumbling down to the south. It was ipressive, I felt I had earnt the right to look out on this scene. Martinique really is small. A strange sense of claustrophobia came over me, in the open air and on top of Pelée, how can I live on an island that is so small, and even worse be restricted to such a small part of it, with no access to transport?

The descent, given the ascent included more climbing since we had done the big crater plus other ups and down over peaks but was faster. I was running on empty and needed to get to the café consume something high in sugar. It was tackling the final section with completely battered legs that was the hardest, the even steps going down, impossible to run because I couldn't absorb the impact on my knees well enough in my exhaustion. Every step down each knee felt like it was going to give way. My muscle groups for going down stairs were in protest. My legs wobbly and unable to support the weight of my body with each downward jolt. It was supposed to be a relief to no longer be climbing up but it was in fact just as painful.

We were all starving when we got to the end, so sat down to eat and rehydrate and then drove to one of the beaches between St. Pierre and Carbet for the most pleasurable low sky, sun drenched, late afternoon swim ever. The cool and calming sensation of the water and my weightlessness in it was exaclty what I needed post Pelée. It was an almost surreal experience. Dream-like due to exhaustion because of the endorphins or simply blissfully happy to be floating and not fighting myself to climb.

Here are some misty photos. And some alien plants too:











































Thursday, December 26, 2013

Cannelle

A far more pleasurable experience than I was initially expecting. Yes, pleasurable. Man was made to do things with his hands and embrace nature, it even helps to battle depression, or so they say. We were slightly bullied into doing it to help out some mates of the people I'm now living with. This got things off to the wrong start for me, since when do you force your friends into doing free manual labour to be able to then make money out of something? Err, you don't. You just don't. Fortunately the experience was something rare, unique and worth getting into - so far I've never met anyone who has told me they have harvested cinnamon.

We gathered around the table with drinks and started tapping away. Once the branches of the cinnamon tree are cut, firstly you scratch off the first layer of bark, then tap on the wood, there is an orange brown layer which is the cinnamon, the harder wood of the tree underneath. You tap to separate the cinnamon from the wood and then slide a knife underneath, tap a bit more, edge the knife in further, tap again and repeat until you have teased off a section of cinnamon. Then section off the next and start again. The pleasant tone that the wood tapping made and the fun and challenging process of easing the layer of 'cannelle' from the branch was satisfyingly fun. It was so fun it was annoying that we were too many per piece of wood stump and necessary tools.

It's good to do things with your hands.

I took some uninspired photos and will be packing my souvenir cinnamon with me when I leave. Maybe one day when I have a garden I'll grown my own cannelle and in times of stress I'll harvest, tap and tease off to be able to unwind.







Caudalie



Spending Christmas alone this year. Well, not entirely alone but my boyfriend moved to French Guyana a few months ago and I've been stranded alone in Martinique since. I'm tying up lose ends which seems to involve struggling to navigate French bureaucratic labyrinths, taking former dishonest, thieving, late paying, non-paying bosses to court and working out the end of the most torturous work contract. I'm also waiting for a new passport to come through which has alarmingly bought highlighted that English bureaucracy has somehow (I didn't think this was possible) shamefully proved itself WORSE than its French counterpart. I think the lesson learnt here has been that it is a time to draw an end to my nomadic style of living. Cain is stirring inside, sharpening his knife, it's not practical living out of a backpack long term. Roots must be planted but NOT in Martinique. I've spent far too long here, I'm getting the hell out.

On the positive side of things I'm in a cool house share at last but I'm kind of couch surfing/squatting. Had the most awful experience, which I will blog about, living in house with medical students. Dysfunctional as HELL. The worst experience of my life to date. Ever since I met a south London sculptor who blazed like a comet through my life for three entire weeks, leaving a trail of dust, I've wanted to squat. Traveling through South America, I wanted to do more couch surfing but went with the comfortable option of joining up with people and traveling and hosteling with them. Strange how you somehow get what you wish for but never under he terms you wished for the wish to be.

So I felt I needed to spoil myself a little given the bleak reality I've been subjected to in recent months here in Martinique and I decided upon a free facial (no obligation to purchase, but I did because it's Christmas and I wanted a new moisturiser). Alarmingly, it was conducted on the shop floor of a local pharmacy, much to my horror upon arrival. In spite of my initial fear of being on display, I let myself go to the relaxing sensation, closed my eyes and very much enjoyed the experience. I had happened upon the offer by pure chance and decided to book myself an appointment not really knowing what to expect. I don't know anything about French skin care companies, at least not the ones on sale here which are within my price range.

I'm a discreet skin care addict, I can't cope if I don't have a refreshing, gentle yet deep cleaning cleanser and a skin plumping moisturiser. Bad skin care products make for very bad days, it's uncomfortable more than anything. Thanks to my mum, her lotions and potions, instilled fear of aging and difficult skin as a teenager I'm in the skin care freak cult. Skin care is a religion. Having said that, I have been thieved out of hundreds of pounds from skilled sales staff at beauty counters who have convinced me that I'll live life long in second rate, dull, problem riddled skin if I get out my visa debit and purchase their outrageously priced product. It could be seen as a vice, only if you don't inform yourself and buy the right products. I'm not so much a fan of the high price tag stuff that does much the same, or sometimes doesn't even work as well as a product that is half the price or less. Companies know that great looking skin is priceless but I don't like being ripped off.

I'm a fan of plant based, good quality skin care that is reasonably priced. My skin is sensitive. So I was pleasantly surprised to be introduced to this product - Caudalie. Made entirely from anti-oxidant rich grapes and vines and born as a by-product of a vineyard in Bordeaux. A very clever entrepreneurial off-shoot, I say.

It's been a long time since I had a facial, something I should do more regularly. Since it was free I was more willing to spend out on the products afterwards, I'm going to make this my tack-tic from now on and see what I can try before I buy. Many shops have a beauty advisers which I never take the time to talk to for advice, unfortunate but practical consequence of my fear of being attacked by hard sales driving. She used a variety of products, cleansers, an exfoliator, even a mask which was unexpected, finishing off with serums and moisturisers, leaving me a Caudalie convert. The products ranged from vine-like to wine shop-like in scent and were fresh, light and gentle. Not over scented, which is a good sign and testament for the quality of the product, ie 100% natural, no pafums or corners cut. The web page has filled me with even more confidence that this is a brand to invest in - click the cosm'ethique section. They support and re-invest in rain forest trusts giving 1% from every sale to reforestation programs and charities. They are eco-friendly AND they have opened a few Caudalie spas.

I paid a mere €14.90 for a cleanser(bargain!) and €20.90 for a moisturiser and she kindly gave me FIVE free samples!! Yes, Merry Christmas indeed. The staff in the shop were nice and their glowing smiles when I paid put me strangely at ease with my shop-floor facial experience. 'You looked so relaxed, did you enjoy it, what did you think?'


Instant foaming cleanser, grapes and sage and Vinosource Creme sorbet hidratante

You know you're old when you become your own Father Christmas. At least he did his homework this year. Nevertheless, I'm hoping to spend Christmas 2014 with family and friends. I was depressingly homesick this year, Martinique has turned me into a hermit and I really don't like this isolated existence. It's a shame that the consequences of the high saturation of users, weirdos and arseholes here has such a profound effect on one's way of being. I always considered myself sociable and positive towards getting 'out there'. I can't wait for this misadventure to end, I have my fingers crossed that things can only get better after this because another turn for the worse is more than I can muster the strength to cope with at the moment.